Ever since she actively avoided doing drama at high school, Cristina knew she was meant to be on the stage.
After accidentally seeing her first Harold performance sometime in 2014 and confidently proclaiming "That was amazing. I would never do that", she soon learned she was a damn liar because by 2017 she was, in fact, doing that, and has been unable to lie ever since (every single thing she has ever said on stage is 100% true).
You can see Cristina regularly performing as part of Harold Night, F#*k This, I Quit!, her acclaimed hip-hop rap-prov duo RHYMEZONE (as seen at Melbourne Fringe Festival and Melbourne International Comedy Festival), Completely Improvised Potter, or any number of random performances she has agreed to do to fulfill her insatiable desire for instant gratification and praise that she will never admit to having unless writing about it in third person.
Also, more than one person has forgotten her first name as she is frequently referred to around here as "Spizz", and you are welcome to do the same if you desire (call her Spizz, not forget her first name).
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