Matt Fishwick

Having failed to master the art of time travel, Matt Fishwick was born in the past and will die in the future. In between he has spent his time being handsome, doing improv and theorising on the use of an Oxford comma in this sentence. The illegitimate child of Ray Charles and Jaws IV: The Revenge, he lost his sense of good taste by the age of seven. This biography will one day be the basis for an Academy Award nominated bio-pic.