Ryan Patterson — Performer Details

  Join Date
January 2013

Ryan escaped Gippsland.  They’re not sorry to see him go as he offered very little practical  know how or can do.

Since breaking out, Ryan has achieved very little - he’s got a mortgage, that’s something I guess.  He also holds a Bachelor of Arts, which makes him a pretty big deal. During the day, Ryan tells kids what to do, it’s not a job, he just goes to the local supermarche and warns children of the dangers of shopping trolley buffoonery. “It is tres rewarding”, he says.

Fact: Ryan owns more ukuleles than you.

Fact: Ryan wouldn’t last long in Westoros. 

Fact: Ryan can’t think of a third fact. 

“How good is improv?” he asked, rhetorically.