Ryan escaped Gippsland. They’re not sorry to see him go as he offered very little practical know how or can do.
Since breaking out, Ryan has achieved very little - he’s got a mortgage, that’s something I guess. He also holds a Bachelor of Arts, which makes him a pretty big deal. During the day, Ryan tells kids what to do, it’s not a job, he just goes to the local supermarche and warns children of the dangers of shopping trolley buffoonery. “It is tres rewarding”, he says.
Fact: Ryan owns more ukuleles than you.
Fact: Ryan wouldn’t last long in Westoros.
Fact: Ryan can’t think of a third fact.
“How good is improv?” he asked, rhetorically.
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