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One man. One treadmill. One hour.

Going Somewhere?

Join James Collopy (The Wonder Horse) for approximately four kilometres of sketch comedy as he introduces you to characters from all walks of life.

The upbeat clomp of a Welsh postie. The authoritative stride of a 60 Minutes reporter covering a crime wave. The slow saunter of a priest swinging his, uh, incense yo-yo thing (it probably has a name but you know what I’m talking about).

Performed entirely on treadmill, Going Somewhere? is a step-by-step exploration of the human condition for fans of Stephen King’s The Long Walk and/or the Sphinx’s riddle about that weird guy that walked on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening.

Disclaimer: To be clear, this is a sketch show performed literally 100% on a treadmill and James will not stop walking the entire time unless there’s a perfectly good reason like a fire or a medical emergency.

Going Somewhere?

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Upcoming Sessions

Our community watering hole

Enjoy some good times downstairs at Theory Bar

Fancy a beverage after your next show or class session? Our ground floor bar is open Wednesday–Sunday.

Community members and ticket-holders get access to our fantastic Happy Hour menu all night long

Please note: drinks can not be transferred between venues in the building

Theory Bar