Anders Eyre

This photo is of me.

Except in real life I have arms. 

Two arms in fact. 

So please believe me when I say I am not the armless man you're looking at. 

Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

I just want you to get an honest opinion of me.

Unlike the one this photo is giving. 

Anywho, I've been Improvising since 2024 in "Murderfist", "Vice Versa" and "SCRAM!"

Okay it's on me.

I'm the one that didn't notice during the photoshoot that not even ONE of my headshots had arms, so what was I supposed to do!? Go back to Nick the photographer and tell him to add in some arms!?

I've also been facilitating fortnightly Improv workshop/jam "Park & Reps" since October 2024.

WOULD I HAVE PREFERED IT IF I HAD ARMS IN THE PHOTO! 

YES! 

YOU GOT ME! 

BUT AS IS, THE PHOTO IS PERFECTLY FINE.

NORMALLY PEOPLE DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF ARMS UNTIL IT'S POINTED OUT BUT HERE WE ARE! JEEEZUZ

I also like playing piano and dungeons and dragons.